these are really fucking fun idk why

If we were drunk I would...

[]Try to fight you
[]hug you, uncontrollably cry and continuously say "I fuckin' love you man"
[]vomit on you and pass out
[]we don't drink =/
[]tell you my complex backstory 
[]awkwardly flirt with you
[]leave to try and get laid
[]walk up to you and burp

To me you are...

[]Meh...
[]Sexy as hell
[]pretty cool
[]Really cool
[]not cool
[]FUCKING AWESOME
[]Creepy
[]Amazing
[]interesting
[]That guy

If we went on a date...

[]Nope.avi
[]Treat you with class
[]take you to a disco
[]get all "touchy feely"
[]spend the entire date using shitty pick up lines
[]attempt to cup a feel
[]try to impress you and inevitably fail
[]Look at you saying "I can't believe I got this far..." 

I would...

[]Date you
[]hang out with you
[]beat the shit out of you
[]show you these amazing new shoes that I got for only $17.99
[]sell cocaine to bail you out of jail
[]take I fucking bullet for you man
[]bail you out of jail
[]kill you 
[]Grab you by the shoulders look you deep in the eyes and whisper, "What the actual fuck"

If you looked out the window at midnight I would...

[]hold a boom box out over my head and play a romantic song
[]be hiding the bushes
[]passed out drunk in a pile of my own vomit
[]be singing Hungry Like the Wolf
[]Try to explain to you why I am naked and holding a gas can full of live bats
[]throw random stuff at your window
[]stay for a while staring

You should...

[]Repost this in your journal so I can comment
[]Talk to me
[]NOTICE ME PLEASE!!!!
[]Go KICK SOME ZOMBIE ASS!!
[]-n't have done that Dave
[]learn how to speak Spanish.
[]Get off of DeviantART, go out into the sun, and GET LAID
[]You need to hug me